Meet Mr. Miyagi

from by The Chopstick Flytraps

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He’s with his Bonsai trees
In his little bitty room
The flies buzz around
and evade his chopsticks

He’s got the Lotus Headband
A lot full of classic cars
If you beat on Daniel
He’ll be sure to kick yer arse

Meet Mr. Miyagi -- Hai! Hai!
Meet Mr. Miyagi -- Afta! afta!

He’s a war hero
Lost a wife and kid
Got more karate in his body
Than Seagal ever did

He’s calm and serene
Unless you drink on his car
He’ll chop your beer bottle
Faster than you can say O-ki-nawa

Meet Mr. Miyagi--Hai! Hai!
Meet Mr. Miyagi--Afta! afta!

Here comes Mr. Miyagi
Hai! Hai!
Here comes Mr. Miyagi
Afta! afta!
Fix the faucet Mr. Miyagi
Hai! Hai!
We need you Mr. Miyagi
Afta! Afta!


from Yes, Sensei, released April 9, 2012
Lyrics: The Judge

Lead Vocals: Mary Crosbie
Backup Vocals: Shayna Nickel & The Judge
Guitar: Mary Crosbie
Bass: Shayna Nickel
Drums: The Judge



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