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Yes, Sensei

by The Chopstick Flytraps

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Push Start the Car (free) 02:35
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Meet Mr. Miyagi (free) 02:29
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He’s with his Bonsai trees In his little bitty room The flies buzz around and evade his chopsticks He’s got the Lotus Headband A lot full of classic cars If you beat on Daniel He’ll be sure to kick yer arse Meet Mr. Miyagi -- Hai! Hai! Meet Mr. Miyagi -- Afta! afta! He’s a war hero Lost a wife and kid Got more karate in his body Than Seagal ever did He’s calm and serene Unless you drink on his car He’ll chop your beer bottle Faster than you can say O-ki-nawa Meet Mr. Miyagi--Hai! Hai! Meet Mr. Miyagi--Afta! afta! Here comes Mr. Miyagi Hai! Hai! Here comes Mr. Miyagi Afta! afta! Fix the faucet Mr. Miyagi Hai! Hai! We need you Mr. Miyagi Afta! Afta!
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Bad Boyfriend (free) 01:49
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He’s a tall blonde boy with big blue eyes Best fighter of the Cobra Kai Girls see confidence when he condescends She’s landed herself a bad boyfriend Throws down your boombox on the beach Emotionally he’s out of reach Against his daddy’s wrath he must defend Daddy made him a bad boyfriend. Mommy approved of all he did Thought she’d raised a good kid But Johnny fell out of control [Pause] She didn’t know Now that Johnny’s in high school, he’ll take it out on you when he’s bored with the view -- He’s a monster now The crimes he’ll commit, in his skeleton outfit It doesn’t take much wit -- He’s got henchmen now He’ll mess with your head, leave you for dead, run you off the road, leave you in the cold, He’s a California dream with no self esteem He’s a bully - woolly bully!!!!!!!! You make excuses but in the end. Johnny is nothing but a bad boyfriend
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Show Me How to Punch (free) 02:07
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Boy From Reseda (free) 01:37
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Boy from Reseda Let’s go, let’s go Come cross the tracks You move too slow Boy from Reseda Let’s go, let’s go. I’ve been patient More than once been pretty blatant You keep talking social woes How much longer should I wait I’m ready to rec-re-ate. Boy from Reseda Hello, hello Golf & Stuff Let’s go, let’s go! Boy from Reseda Let's go, let's go! Don’t pretend You’re not aware You’ve run your hands Through my blond hair How much longer should I wait Your turn to re-cip-ro-cate Boy from Reseda We’ve plateau plateaued I’ve made it clear Why can’t you be bold Boy from Reseda Let’s go, let’s go! Getting tired Of these games Starting to think that You might be lame Your soccer moves may be great One last chance and I I in-it-ia-te! Girls from the Hills Like to take Control Shift into 2nd Score a goal! Boy from Reseda Let’s go, let’s go!
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Manzanar/Sake Bomb (free) 02:29
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Yes, Sensei (free) 02:26
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Crane Kick (free) 03:04
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Am I going to make it? Do you think I could win? Could I stand the slightest chance Surviving in that ring? I’m so small and scrawny They’re so big and brave Their karate shows no mercy Will this mat become my grave? Gotta look ‘em in the eye Gotta breathe through the pain Gotta learn to fly Gonna become the crane If I lose my stance Gonna use my wings Gonna take a chance Crane kick to win. FIghting is the final answer But now that bell has been wrung. Do I get beaten down again Or can I overcome? I can become the person I always wanted to be, If I take a stand And believe in me.

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Yes, Sensei: A Historically Accurate Rock Re-Telling inspired by the 1st Karate Kid Movie.

Watch our 1st live performance from March 2012 here:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB33C7B7B96244CC1

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released April 9, 2012

Guitar: Mary
Drums: The Judge
Bass: Shayna

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The Chopstick Flytraps New York, New York

The Chopstick Flytraps are three ladies who decided to make some music together. So far it's worked out pretty great.

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